Don't touch the remote!

We were in the living room watching TV together.  

My son was on the loveseat and I was on the couch when I got up to get a drink from the kitchen.   

The dog jumped on the couch and sat on the remote inadvertently changing the channel to a station that was playing a Victoria Secret commercial.  

Devon yells “YES!” 

I look at the TV and see the half naked model in her undies and so I run from the kitchen to get the remote so that I may quickly change the channel.  

As I do, Devon dives onto the couch shielding the remote with his body yelling “Yes! Boobs!”  

Hey Victoria! … it’s no longer a secret, thanks a lot.